E-Beef: When Superpoking Goes Awry

Even in the face of the alleged shortage of good black men-- nothing justifies this deep-fried ghettoness dipped in crackhead hot sauce.  Unfortunately there is something ghettoier than taking your four-year-old to a rated R movie, 10 o’clock at night and telling her to stop crying and close her eyes during the violent scenes-Facebook beef.  Really, Torrie Emery- E-beefing?  What she superpoked your man one too many times?  She liked his statuses one too many times?  Did she de-freind you?  

Relationship Tip Du Jour: When engaging in a high speed chase with your romantic rival- first make sure your three-year-old is not in the back seat; second make sure you don’t kill anyone and last make sure he’s worth it.  Like Bill Gates, I can hire a legal team to get you off like O.J. and Robert Blake and long-term therapy for the kid worth-it.  Like Kobe Bryant, sorry I effed up here’s a house on your finger worth-it.  Like Tiger Woods here’s a check for $300 million can I see the kids every other weekend worth-it.  Heck I’d take, I got a nine-to-five, don’t drink too much and won’t beat you, so what if my teeth are little crooked, hope you don’t mind I live with my mama worth-it.  Torrie you should have taken a page from Clara Harris’ (you’re goggling her right now) and Lorena Bobbit’s- “Woman Scorned for Dummies- How to Eff Up- A Can’t Keep it in His Pants Low Down Dirty Dog.”  It would have saved Alesha Abernathy’s life.  Torrie Emery a cheating, incarcerated brother- not worth-it.
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